January 2012
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December 2011
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Foolproof way of finishing ALL your resolutions...
So every year I make this long-winded list of things to accomplish such as “lost x amount of pounds” or “exercise everyday” or “don’t procrastinate,” and even if one of those goals are accomplished, there’s no way you can finish all of them. This leads to regrets about being unable to accomplish them, lowered self-esteem, and hopes for next year....
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
nowatlastiseethelight:
jamesbloodypotter:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE THE AMMMMM OR FMMMMMMMMM
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Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you.
A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/Taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eyes color.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: My best friend's name.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite color.
P: If I have any pets and name.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What does my name mean.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
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Today, I was gifted with the scent of freedom.
It came from the exhaust pipe of this Freedom Truck. Freedom smells a lot like carbon monoxide.
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nickelodeon: I have an idea
world: YOU'LL RELEASE KORRA
nickelodeon: what if we released
world: KORRA
nickelodeon: house of anubis 3
world: FUCK
nickelodeon: do you like my idea
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Cute boy walks by me
Me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*
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I'm buying so many heels but when am I going to...
When I'm on my period...I eat EVERYTHING.
And then when I’m not eating…